Omnomnom… fcuse ve crumbf… nomnomnom… juft fcoffing anubber… nomnom… flapjack….nomnom… with home grown… nomnom… blackcurrantf… in it. Nom.

Only trouble is, if my boobs get any bigger you can call me Delia.

‹picking crumbs out of chest hair›

You know how sometimes you find out how to do something and you feel like you’ve just invented The Wheel™ and then you remember that, well, everyone else except you has already done that and then you decide to celebrate anyway by making a quite seriously unhealthy lunch? Yes, of course you do.
I did just that today, for I have learnt (by dint of RTFM) to make animated gifs! Yay and Woo for me and please stop shrugging and going off to read something else. Lookit!

Yeah, they’re not very good but not bad seeing as I only learnt how to make them this morning after getting rid of Tammy for her 2nd Hen Do! (yes, I know it’s greedy but the future Queen Of All Teh Swedes simply will not be gainsaid and that’s a fact).

Now that I’ve got the hang of the continuous shooting mode on my camera, I daresay I shall be making more gifs soon. Watch out if I’m pointing my camera at you.

‹picking bits of Croque Monsieur from teeth›

Yup, I’m actually bored. T and I have been joined at the hip for so long, I’ve no idea what to do with my evening seeing as she gone out for her Hen Night. Her turn to look like death warmed up tomorrow! Good job I did the hoovering this evening then

Hmmmm. Haven’t played my guitar in a while, I wonder…
*plunkplunktwang*
Buggrit. I can’t even remember how to play Malaguena.

Cor, there’s a big old storm brewing. All the insects have been pushed down by the high pressure so the House Martin colony round here is having a slap up feast. Blimey, it’s like the Battle of Britain out there!
*stares out of window and gets funny looks from neighbours*

Ooo! I’d better get on with writing my wedding speech whilst I have some peace and quiet! Lemme see now…
‘Unaccustomed as I am…’ Hmmm, that’ll do for starters, think I’ll wing the rest. Luckily I found some useful speech-making advice on YouTube:

‹still bored›