‹has an embouchre!›

… it’s a friday

… because it’s funny

… because it’ll confuse people…

This person is a genius in my book.

‹Will never look at cleavage in the same way again›

It finally arrived.

I am now the proud owner of a VulvaLezzer.

It makes one helluva racket.

The cats hate it.

All is well.

‹looking forward to making lots of noise on Sunday - along with the neighbours›